Monday 28 January 2013

The things they say...

Why I love my friend Amy...


Me: You have one of those mouths that naturally turns down at the corners - it's very pouty (nice I know).

Amy: *Makes a pouty face...*

Me: I'm serious - I have one of those mouths that's just straight - from the side, you can never tell if I'm smiling or not *turns to the side and grins*.

Amy: Mmhmm yeah...you have a mouth like one of those penises that's so big - you can't tell if it's up or down.

Me: *silence*

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