Silliness| What Rhymes with "Orange"?

So my brother, Pete, challenged me to write a rhyme with the word "Orange"... and then this happened:

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Moon hits your eye like a Satsuma pie that's

Amorange

When a fruit is so dull that you think you might die that's

A borange

Winnie-the-Pooh's favourite fruit? He has such a sweet tooth...its

Eeyorange

If you love fruit so much that you can't get enough ask for

Morange

When you find a big jaffa in charge of a group its

A commodorange

When he calls for attack from his troops at the back he wages

Warange

For the purposes of which i think he has lit some

Nitroglycorange

Its getting quite silly now so I'll just say this please

Rememborange

That all of these words as you clearly can see rhyme with

ORANGE